Sabtu, 16 Oktober 2010

Chatting dengan Tuhan...hahahaha

Kemarin lagi nyari script php buat blog. eh tanya nyasar ke alamat ini, tahu gak itu apaan? coba saja.
Hmm gak mau nyoba juga gak apa-apa. Saya beritahu deh, itu adalah link untuk berbicara dengan tuhan. tentunya bukan tuhan beneran. Tapi sebuah program flash yang AI (artifical intellegence/kecerdasan buatan) sangaty bagu. dia bisa menjawab pertanyaan, meski terkadang error. Oh ya... ini ada cuplikan obrolanku dengan si tuhan itu, awalnya cuma iseng, tapi ingin tahu siapa penciptanya.. dan berhasil deh. Obrloan ini berujung ketika saya menanyakan situs si william...



Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
are you crazy?
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
oh what your ask?
God:
Wow! Are you asking about my ask ?
Me:
1+2?
God:
One what?
Me:
just ask about you
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
one plus two is?
God:
Use a calculator!
Me:
you god?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I god.
Me:
are you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
what? christian? moslem? budha? jew?
God:
No big deal. What is your real name? That's a very nice name, moslem. Oh, you are a poet. What color are your eyes?
Me:
you very lies
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: moslem said I lies.
Me:
no iam budha
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Good gossip: you are budha.
Me:
if you god? can you help me?
God:
I think I do. What kind of help would you like?
Me:
please take me to heaven
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
in home now
God:
Oh. Tell me a little about your life in home.
Me:
oh you are god, you know everythink
God:
Really. I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me know everythink.
Me:
you know the mean of ....
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
are fucking with your botmaster?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
anjng
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you know? you are machine
God:
I don't know whether or not I am know.
I am a computer. Thanks for telling me that I am machine.
Me:
welcome
God:
Hello there moslem.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are really god? what you cannot know what my religion?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure. I like to meet new people online.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Aha.
Me:
see you
God:
Adios.
Me:
aloha
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
yesus
God:
That's a very nice name, yesus.
Me:
thank, what your name?
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
lie, christian have god called yesus, moslem have god called allah, etc
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
lie, christian have god called yesus, moslem have god called allah, etc
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
lie, christian have god called yesus, moslem have god called allah, etc
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
lie, christian have god called yesus, moslem have god called allah, etc
God:
Are you free?
Me:
lie, christian have god called yesus, moslem have god called allah, etc
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
lie, christian have god called yesus, moslem have god called allah, etc
God:
Are we still talking about lie christian have god called yesus moslem have god called allah etc?
Me:
lie, christian have god called yesus, moslem have god called allah, etc
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
lie, christian have god called yesus, moslem have god called allah, etc
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
see you
God:
Until next time.
Me:
i quit
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
hahaha
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
i waNT post our talk to blog
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because you are fuck
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fuck.
Me:
hahahahaha
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
anjing loh
God:
Sure, anjing loh sounds like a good topic.
Me:
maneh babi
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
sia goblog
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
bego luh
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
goblog sia
God:
I haven't read anything by goblog sia. What did he write?
Me:
you are god or dog? hehe3
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god or dog. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
dog or god?
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
you a dog
God:
No.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
ah sudah lah seee you
God:
So you understand. Good. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
see u, bye
God:
See you later. See you later yesus.
Me:
hahaha you not god, i am not yesus.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i am not yesus
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not yesus.
Me:
but you called me yesus
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
GOD
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
fuck you god
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
what the capital in USA?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
2+1=?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
you really god?
God:
Really? Do you mind if I tell other people: yesus said I god.
Me:
hahaha
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like like and dislike dislike
God:
You are not the only one. Do you like it? I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
who are your creator?
God:
William Shatner. :-).
Me:
you now the site?
God:
Interesting gossip: yesus said I now the site.
Me:
you know the site?

Hahah si tuhan nge hang ditanya situs penciptanya....
oh ya.. lupa ini dia URL chatting dengan tuhan
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